In the Bill & Ted film series, there are numerous different memorable catchphrases. But, of course, these are not the most philosophical quotes but rather those of young dudes who want the world with their music. So don’t expect life motivating quotes.

I will take all films into consideration, so Bill & Ted: Face the Music will also be included.

Some quotes come from Ted, while others are from Bill. However, they also have catchphrases that both of them are saying at the same time! Now without further a due, let’s start!


The most memorable ones

Whether you’re playing air guitar in a joyful celebration or just having a crappy day at work, there are always great quotes to use there. Thanks to Bill & Ted, we can use their most iconic catchphrases at such times. Just think of the word “Excellent!” or the word “Bogus” when something isn’t fun. And if you’re really having a good time, you can use Lincoln’s “Party on, dudes!

Some of Bill quotes

  • “I don’t know. Philosophize with him!”
  • “How’s it going, royal ugly dudes?”
  • “Be excellent to each other.”
  • “This should be most triumphant.”
  • “It’s a history report, not a babe report.”
  • “Bogus.”
  • “Most non-triumphant.”
  • “You killed Tedm you medieval dickweed.”

Some of Ted quotes

  • I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn.”
  • “All we are is dust in the wind, dude.”
  • “Now your dad is going for it in your own room.”
  • “Bill, those are historical babes.”
  • “Most outstanding.”
  • “Party on, dudes.”
  • “How’s it going Frood dude.”
  • “Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?”
  • “You’re a dick, Ted!”

Bill & Ted quotes

  • Ted: “The lady in that car over there said that Marco Polo was in the year 1275.”
    Bill: “It’s not just a water sport. I knew it!”
  • “Excellent!”
  • Ted: “Your stepmom’s cute.”
    Bill: “Shut up, Ted.”
    Ted: “Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?”
  • Billy the Kid: “Here’s the deal. What I win, I keep. What you win, I keep.”
    Bill and Ted: “Sounds good, Mr. The Kid!”
  • Bill: “So-crates. “The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.”
    Ted: “That’s us, dude.”
    Bill: “Oh yeah!”
  • “Of course, babes.”
  • Ted: “If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?”
    Bill and Ted: 69, dudes!
  • Bill: [exuberantly reflecting on escaping from the mansion] “Ted, that totally worked!”
    Ted: [relieved] “Yeah; maybe we should always not know what we’re doing.”